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Greetings!
this is our site - as you may have gathered by now, its mostly about heavy metal, spandex, having big hair and other rock-related things genrally considered to be tacky/uncool/frightening/etc.
we also have ALL BUT CONCLUSIVE evidence that many of our favourite big-haired rockers are, in fact, closeted sausage jockeys!!! yay!!!
PS - thats our friend gemma in the background of our picture. shes really a horse in disguise. We like to call her cheval....
DISCLAIMER
If any of the men mentioned in this website happen to come across it while surfing the net and decide to sue us because of our radical views on rockstar sexuality; please don't. (Or we will tell your wives that you are closeted sausage jockeys!)
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a crime against humanity? judge for yourself....
here, within the confines of this very site, we have attempted to document some of world's worst spandex offenses - we have even tried to explain how such a puzzling fashion revolution came about.
in the interests of balance, we also have PROOF that one man, at least, looked good in it.
enjoy....
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